i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
i
guys i really miss my boyfriend :~(

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jean valjean for father of the year because honestly how many dads will carry their adopted daughter’s boyfriend through a sewer of shit to keep him alive
Sweet nothings what you bring,
So fly away on sugar coated wings.
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow

What an excellent, succinct representation of that.
I actually had to sit through a debate round where this was the exact analogy this guy used to prove that conservative equality sucked
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i love patch
always will
everyone else go home